Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys
Our dating expert Courtney read through thousands of cheesy pick up lines to put together this list of the absolute best funny and cheesy pick up lines. Even if all you need at the moment is just a hook up, save your time because here you will find a slew of cheesy pick-up lines for guys that work. Our best funny and cheesy pick up lines for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are brave or stupid.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? If you were a steak you would be well done. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Cause I want a piece of that.
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. If you were a library book, I would check you out. Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you a beaver? Life without you is like a broken pencil Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?The Funniest Pick Up Lines!!
Cause I'm lovin' it! Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
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Are you a parking ticket? Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right! Cause you Israeli hot. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a And I'm the 1 you need. When you fell out of heaven?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Do you like science because I've got my ion you. Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Do you like sales? I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
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If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
My name is your name but you can call me tonight. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you. Excuse me, would you like a raisin? How about a date then? So let me introduce myself.
You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful. Are you a parking ticket? I lost my number, can I have yours? Are you a keyboard? Are you a camera? Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? See my friend over there?
Let me hold it for you. Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas? Are you a magician? Excuse me… Do you have a pen? How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl here? Can you see me?
I see you dropped your name tag. What are the odds of you being in my favor? Is your name Mickey? Are you from Utah? Can I tell you your fortune? Your future is clear.