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The fourth season of Parks and Recreation originally aired in the United States on the NBC The role was written specifically for Plaza; after meeting her, casting director Allison Jones told Schur, "I just met the weirdest girl I've 51, 5, " Meet n Greet", Wendey Stanzler · Katie Dippold, October 27, (), This week on Parks and Recreation, it's Halloween in Pawnee, and that means April (Aubrey Plaza) and Andy (Chris Pratt) are throwing a party. "Meet N Greet" is the fifth episode of season 4 of the NBC television series Parks and Recreation. Meanwhile, Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate are throwing a Halloween party at their house and failed to inform their roommate Ben Wyatt, who decides not to confront them directly about.
I'm just freaking out. The only thing we have left is work and now he doesn't want to work together anymore. What does that all mean? I think you know what it means. I should just drag out that tiny park project for as long as possible so Ben and I can keep working together. That's almost exactly the opposite of what I meant. No, what I'll do is I'll get the neighborhood all riled up and then maybe they'll ask for an environmental impact report, and then Ben and I will work together for at least another year.
Leslie, for God's sakes No, Ann, please I beg of you, will you just shut your beautiful pie hole? Just sit there and let me stare are at you while you silently support me on this gameplan.
Your quiet support means the world to me, as does your tacit endorsement of all my behaviors. On my first day of college, my father dropped me off.
At the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college. The Trial of Leslie Knope [4. Tom, will you please tell the committee why we were kissing? An online dating site randomly paired us up, so as a joke I thought it would be funny to pretend you and I were dating. And then you kissed me as a joke to shut me up.
But we never had any other romantic contact after that? No, that would be like dating my older sister's elderly aunt. Swanson, do you - as you claimed - have evidence that links Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt to law-breaking? I have several photographs that will definitively prove May I remind you that you are under oath and if you lie I will fire you and have you prosecuted. They will definitively prove nothing. Oh, you cut me off. I don't have any evidence! Oh Chris, so silly.
Leslie, have fun with this trial. Your campaign advisors quit. You're running for city council again, Leslie. Youth Outreach and Director of New Media. Image Consultant, Swagger Coach. Office Manager and Volunteer Coordinator. Security, Sweets, Body Man, Javelin, if need be. Transpo', AKA rides in my Benz. You guys didn't tell me we were doing this. I did not know I was supposed to come up with something. Any other damn thing you might need.
Guys, it's so much work. I can't ask you to put your lives on hold. Find one person here who you haven't helped by putting your life on hold. I will just show you to your cubicle. I bet it's a big one, huh Barney? The temp agency said that you are fluent in QuickBooks Pro, correct?
Oh right yeah, we should cover that. Y'see, my resume might not actually be accurate, right? So I have no idea what you're talking about.
Don't know what QuickBooks are. You don't have any accounting experience? No, no, no, Barney, c'mon. But you don't have to be an accountant to know that this girl is a Yo, what up, Diaz? Oh, sharp mouth on her also. Is this the new temp who's supposed to help me with the spreadsheets? You wanna talk about spreading the sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your— Barney: So I just go out the same way I came in? The Comeback Kid [4. Leslie, I don't know the first thing about running a political campaign.
Ann, you beautiful tropical fish. You're smart as a whip and you're cool under pressure. You've resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands! You're that good of a nurse. Ann don't listen to your head or your heart.
Just look at my eyes and say yes. I believe in you Ann. And your first job as my campaign manager is to start dressing like one.
I don't wanna have this conversation again. You just hired me eight seconds ago. Wow you're doing a really bad job. Did you hear that I'm relaunching my campaign? Actually, no sorry we weren't here to see you. We've been meeting with other potential candidates for City Council. So my campaign ends and just like that you find someone else and run theirs? Yes that's our job. But I just had a big meeting with my new advisory board and they're brilliant and amazing! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.
I'll be right in. Well uh, good luck Leslie. Well we don't need luck We are a rocket ship We're relaunching and we're gonna blast past your candid-and they're gone.
I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they're committed by friends and coworkers! That analogy was way better in my head.
That is a three-legged dog. His name is Champion cause he's the dog world's champion. Okay I have to ask this, I'm sorry but how many legs did that dog have when you found him? That what makes him the best! He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four. He's really bad a digging. And we remembered what you said about making decisions in the house. You wanna be involved, we get that. So, you just say the word and Champion goes back to the pound where he can be put down and killed forever.
I'm not gonna send a three-legged dog to his death. But I'm also not gonna take care of him for you. Well it would be nice if you helped a little. Because unlike you, Andy and I have jobs.
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You look like a real campaign manager. Thanks that's because I googled campaign manager and noticed that they wear a lot of dark colors. See there's more things to look at on the internet besides naked guys Ann. Is there even enough room for everyone? Here sit on my lap. Can't I at least sit on Andy's lap? No that's Champion's spot, he called it. Tom we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap. Let's not talk about dunking anymore. Let's talk about what you wanna do.
I think you wanna dunk. I'm not gonna dunk the ball. What about a layup? Officer I've been operating heavy machinery since I was eight years old. Now I respect you and your service to this town and your country, but what laws are we breaking exactly? Well you got four people in the front seat. Nobody's wearing a seat belt.
You were speeding and blasting your horn through the hospital zone. The rear of the vehicle's open. Debris' been falling out. And you don't have a commercial license to drive a truck. Okay well you and I have a philosophical difference on what constitutes a law. Glenn you're killing me. They broke about 50 laws Knope! And that girl, she tried to get that gimp dog to bite me. Look I could sit here and fill out all the paperwork but you and I both know that you'd rather go home to Debra, eat a nice home-cooked meal and do what comes naturally.
Ron how's the stage coming? Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it. What happened to the rest of my face!? We had to jetsons most of the poster too but I kinda like it cause windows are the eyes to the house. Jerry you were in charge of getting a crowd. Please tell me that you pulled a Jerry and no-one's here.
Okay well first of all, I don't like it when you guys use that term. And for the record, I came through. There are almost people out there! Oh damn it Jerry! You just had to do your job didn't you?! Yeah can't you do anything wrong Jerry? I've been looking at our utter and complete lack of experience as a positive thing Sorry my cards got out of order here when they fell.Amy Poehler & Nick Offerman on a Potential 'Parks and Rec' Reunion
I'm sure that was something positive originally. I'm sorry, okay this is This is the worst political event ever in history! Well I can assure you people in the bleachers that if you follow my campaign it will be interesting!
He is attractive, and charming, and his family employs half the town. I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.
Thank you, John, for coming in. The Public Works department is wonderful and you are the best idea man in the business. Also we're cancelling all of your ongoing projects.
What about the Pawnee River dam? Have a nice day. Where will all the water go? Wherever it's headed now. The important thing is the dam is never happening and your dream has been crushed. Bowling For Votes [4. Is everybody feeling good?
Oh, I don't know Jerry. It's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
When I eat, it's the food that's scared. April hates Valentine's Day. And brunch, and outside, and smiling. I will find you love. What did you say something? Thank you all for being here. Sorry, I was talking to these ribs. Quick question about Ann. Does anybody know if she has any Indian in her? No one say anything. I'm just curious if Ann has a little Indian in her. I don't think she does- Tom: Would she like some!?
I don't think it's appropriate for people to be getting wet with sound. Can I have it!? No, no you can't! Where'd you get it!? How do you know what a cryptex is? I know what things are. Well Leslie hid the location of our Valentine's meeting place in here. I've tried every five letter word that has anything to do with our third date. Have you tried 'Fuck!? That's a four letter word.
I really don't think it's that. I wish I could help you bro, I don't know if I can. You're like the second smartest guy I know. You should go to the first smartest guy I know.
So the clue is inside and it takes a five-letter code to open. Did you try 'Fucks? Why is that everyone's first suggestion?!
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I think I might be able to help you. I found a date for Ann! I put an ad on Craigslist. I'll meet you inside okay? You hired a male escort. Please get your gigolo out of here. Well it's Valentine's Day and I'm single and I'm at a couple's dance.
Can't imagine a more depressing place to be! How about a wedding where you used to go out with the groom and you're the only one there without a date so the bride makes you dance to 'Single Ladies' by yourself? Oh my God did that happen to you? Let's get a drink! Hey, Kris Kross, can we change up the music? It kinda sounds like the end of a movie about a monk who killed himself. There's some attractive women here!
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Why don't you rebound!? Nobody here compares to Millicent. Stop staring at Jerry like that! Look Knope, I've always liked you, but the Newports run this town, and frankly they've donated a lot of money to the department. Mo' money, mo' problems, that's what I always say. How about mo' money, mo' protective kevlar vests that save lives? I understand you need to think about it, but if you were gonna make a decision The guys are throwing me a little retirement thing tonight at O'Flinigans.
There's gonna be beer so why don't you swing by, I'll give you an answer. Weirdo can come, too. Oh hey, uh, may I say Obviously some more than others. Oh boy, here it comes Uh, yes, uh, Leslie Knope is a female person with whom I was, uh, involved. We had [clears throat] romantic We're not big on hospitality.
The Meagles are a cold people. Never half-ass two things. It reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my 6th birthday. Meanwhile, after Ben refuses to directly tell Andy that he is angered by the party, Andy wrestles with him and puts him in a headlock, refusing to let go until Ben says that he is mad. Ben finally becomes angry and accidentally breaks Andy's nose when he tries to free himself, but Andy is happy that Ben showed genuine anger, and agrees to inform Ben about future plans.
As Leslie is giving a speech to the business owners, Tom interrupts with a huge promotional presentation for Entertainmentupstaging her and turning off the crowd and Kernston. Leslie angrily confronts Tom afterwards about his actions, where he admits that Entertainment has gone bankrupt and that Leslie's meet and greet was his last-ditch effort to acquire clients and save the company.
The two reconcile after Tom shows Leslie a video biography of her life that he originally planned to present, and later makes up for ruining the meet and greet by begging and bribing Kernston to give Leslie another meeting.
As the Halloween party ends, April avenges Jerry by stealing Chris' keys and throwing them in the trash. Hey Ron, good to see ya! Weren't you a pirate last year?
This is my Halloween costume. I talk about myself all the time, everyone loves me for it.
I really am amazing. Look, I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" often. If you call everyone a butthead, it kind of loses its impact.
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But I can say without hesitation that Tom is being a real dick. No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says "Sonic" and "Hedgehog," a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.
I have one sister. We steal each other's stuff, hack each other's Twitter accounts, set each other's clothes on fire